Check Point

Regarding the previous posting.....

it might have been a good idea if i'd paid more attention to what those buzzing toys were trying to tell me from the pocket of my purse.

i had to go to a secure government building today to take care of something for work. It had been several months since my last trip there and i didn't really think through the entire check-point process.

i walked through the metal detector archway and turned aside to retrive my purse. The female sheriff's deputy had the belt stopped the belt right on my purse and from the side i could see its outline. When she crumpled up her eyebrows and said "hmmmmmm" that's when i just sort of went "oh s***", took a breath and smiled. She turned her viewer to my direction. My mind was racing.... what's she seeing, what'll i say? She pointed to something and said "can you tell me about this?" She was pointing at the vibrating nipple clamp. i said "it's a clamp" and i could tell she wasn't getting it. She said "will you show me, please" and i took my purse, opened it, opened the pocket and said "it's a personal item, can i just have you look inside here?" and then she sorta got it. But, there's more....

The purple vibe was in the pocket too the one i ride home on, the "Master's Cock" one.... so she looked in and i just acted like i do this ALL the time and she had me remove the clamp and hold it in my hand and i had to explain to her how it works. And i in my most assured voice said something like "think what a good story this is going to be." So she just shook her head, walked back to her chair and said "we see just about everything here but that takes the cake".

And rather than leave the complex by a different doorway, i made myself walk back through their checkpoint.