Sunday, May 18, 2008

Buzz

The ringer volume on my cell phone is usually turned all the way down to no volume when i am at work. All quiet. No sounds. Then i turn it up just before i get ready to leave the office.

So when my purse started buzzing last week at about 5 pm, i figured i'd made a mistake and set the ringer to vibrate. No biggy. Except that when i pulled out my phone it wasn't vibrating and my purse was still buzzing. Oh NOOOOO! It must be the vibrator in the zipper pocket, the one i ride for Master on my commute and it must have turned on accidentally! So i opened it up and no, the vibrator wasn't on but my purse was still buzzing! What?? Digging deeper i felt it. The vibrating nipple clamp.

Like a good slut, i just hit the ladies room, peed, plugged Master's pussy with the vibrator, edged and went on home.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL The only time i flew to see my Daddy, i had packed my vibe and a few other toys. On the trip home, pulling my suitcase off the carousel, i could hear it vibrating. i know when i left it was not turned on. i always wondered if it was searched and it was turned on as a joke. It was embarrassing to hear it and wonder who else heard it. i turned numerous shades of pink & red!

crystalline said...

essence, what a great story! i can just imagine you wondering whether you should open your bag right there and turn it off or just run through the airport with it and get out fast!

As it turns out, i should have listened to what my buzzing toys had to tell me about living in my purse. Please read what happened yesterday in the next post. :) i thought things like this happened to other people and never me.